WEBSITE STATUS: BROKE • ETA: later • THE GUY WHO FIXES THIS: on break • VENDING MACHINE ATE A DOLLAR AGAIN • WEBSITE STATUS: still broke •
OUT OF ORDER
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WEBSITE IS
BROKE
come back later. or don't. we understand.
(we're broke, the site's broke, it's a whole thing)
REGISTER
for updates (button may be broken)
form v0.0.1-broken
NAME (or whatever)
X HANDLE (so we can find u when we're rich)
EMAIL
this field has been broken since the hiring freeze
SUBMIT (good luck)
♪ speaker:
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employee entrance →